Okay, back to my Fourth of July.
When I got back to the hotel on Friday night, I checked out the restaurant. It's a buffet, and I just didn't feel like a full meal at very high Zambian prices. The snack shop was closed, so that left me with room service.
It's not a huge menu, and the only thing I could find that looked even marginally tasty was a cheeseburger. Natch, it comes with fries and a side salad, and they could not understand why I wouldn't want the side salad, because, as the operator said, “It comes with it.” Okay. I get a bottle of mineral water, too. It all comes in good time, and when the waiter gives me the tray, he says, “Please call when you are done so we can pick it up.” Huh? Can't I just leave it outside the door, the way it's done, like, everywhere else?
Then I see the tiny card they've put on the tray: “Please do not leave your tray outside your door, as it will attract baboons and monkeys.” Oh. That explains it. The hotel is really a complex of buildings, with the main reception desk and dining facilities in one, the “activity center” and shops in another, and the rooms split between maybe 4 two-story buildings around the pool area. The bar is snug up against one side of the pool, but I don't know if it counts as a “swim up bar.”
Because the two hotels are on a reserve and are gated, and because, I suppose, the weather is fine all year, security for each of the buildings with rooms is nonexistent. It's not really motel-y—there are inside hallways that reminded me of Kay's building in Brooklyn Park, but more brightly colored--but there is no security door to each building. It's just wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open, and that's why the baboons and monkeys can get in to steal the food off your plates. My "welcome" letter, which I read while I ate, had a whole paragraph devoted to not leaving food outside your door, to not hanging laundry out to dry on your balcony ("The monkeys will take it"), and to not leaving your windows or doors open at all, ever. There was also a little card on the “armoire” warning guests not to open the sliding glass doors, because animals will wander in. It seems as if this is a fairly new problem, or they would have thought about it when they built the place. It really was a shame, because the view from the window was lovely, and it would have been nice to have some fresh air overnight.
Saturday morning the sun was not out, and there was a definite chill in the air. True to Atilla form, though, I had booked 2 activities for myself that I figured would take up a good chunk of the day. With a spring in my step, knowing adventure was just around the corner, I went to the restaurant for breakfast. It was, of course, included in the package. I must say it was an impressive spread. There were three kinds of sausage and Canadian bacon (or, as my Canadian friend calls it, “ham”), waffles, eggs, breads and pastries, and just a load of stuff. What struck me as odd was that there was no dry cereal. I don't know why, but I always eat cereal on vacation. Huh.
I was given the option of a table with a view of the kitchen or a table with a view of the coffee stand. I chose the coffee stand. Such is the Plight of the Lonely Diner.
My first guided tour was scheduled for 10:30, and I had time to head for the Falls. It's a short walk through the hotel grounds and then through a bit of the reserve. The paths are all well-marked and paved (paving stones that get kinda slippery when wet—not a good thing), but there are no handrails until you get to the overlooks or the really steep stairs. Sometimes the path is steep, and sometimes there are moderately steep stairs, and sometimes there are hugely steep and unevenly worn stairs. I figured I was on my own but not exactly alone in the wilderness, so I ventured a ways but not all the way.
It's impossible to describe the presence of the Falls and the impact the whole place has on your senses. You can hear the Falls from just beyond the hotel complex (the path starts between a room building and the bar). The closer you get to the actual Falls, the damper everything gets; the damper everything gets, the greener it gets. The sound goes from a distant rumble to a deafening roar in 5 minutes. And the quality of the view entirely depends on the direction the wind is blowing, because the spray can make the whole thing a big blur.
When I started out, it was cloudy and the wind wasn't favorable to a clear view.
(At the top of the path where this overlook is, a guy has set up a stand where he sells rain ponchos and flip-flops. I pshawed the idea when I saw the completely tame conditions at the top. This was not my brightest moment.)
I followed the path down along the Falls, and I was kind of amazed at the wusses who were swathed in plastic and had their cameras in baggies. I did begin to wonder if my Clarks (closed-toed) would keep me upright, because the path definitely got wetter and wetter and wetter. The wind shifted, too.
A very nice guy took my picture and then lined up his family right in front of me (backs to the Falls) to take their picture. I can't imagine the tip of my hat didn't make it into their “Hello from Victoria Falls!” greeting card.
The path split a few yards off from this, and I took the landward route. The canyon is impressive, but I don't know if these pictures do it justice. I was getting a little nervous, because there were no railings and the path was very slippery. I must have looked like an idiot, walking very gingerly and staring at my feet. There was no one on this side, though, and I had no idea how long it would take for someone to find me if I fell. Plus, the Falls are so loud it would be a superhero feat to hear someone calling for help. Yup. No one can hear you. On the path. By the Falls.
I made it lower and came around a corner to this:
The Falls really are there in the distance.
I looked at the time and decided to head back up. I have no idea how far down the path goes. When I got to the next scenic overlook, the wind had shifted again.
The lower you get, the harder the mist. It turns into a steady rainfall, and when there isn't water coming off the Falls directly (when the wind shifts), then the trees drip as if there'd been a sudden, torrential downpour. The upshot, of course, is that, by this time, I was soaked. My shirt was just dripping, and I was truly grateful that the hat had kept most of the water off my glasses.
I went back up to the hotel property line, and I was a little surprised at just how dry it was. It's so incredibly lush near the Falls, and then it's just sere an eighth of a mile away. There is a statue of Livingstone on the grounds. I took a picture while a Japanese tourist and his son stood by, arms crossed and practically tapping their toes for their turn. Fine. I snapped and splooshed my way back to my room, stopping by the shop to buy a new shirt on the way.





